Something you may want to share with your wife.

[slimeyslab]

A man was walking down the street when he was accosted by a particularly dirty and shabby-looking homeless man who asked him for a couple of dollars for dinner.
The man took out his wallet, extracted ten dollars and asked,

"If I give you this money, will you buy some beer with it instead of dinner?"

"No, I had to stop drinking years ago," the homeless man replied.

"Will you spend this on minnows, worms, hooks and sinkers at a bait shop instead of food?" the man asked.

"Are you NUTS!" replied the homeless man. "I haven't fished in 30 years!"

"Well," said the man, "I'm not going to give you money. Instead, I'm going to take you home for a shower and a terrific dinner cooked by my wife."

The homeless man was astounded. "Won't your wife be furious with you for doing that?

The man replied, "That's okay. It's important for her to see what a man looks like after he has given up drinking and fishing"

[genec]

like that

[wilbur]

Good One

[Gindog]

I like that

[Blackhawk19]

That will do it!

[Legato]

Gave up drinking when I turned 21 :D But, dont think I am going to stop fishing anytime soon

[tommyboyrn]

that is a great story. I emailed a copy to my wife!
tom

[Big H trucking]

Thats great

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[Billbob]

love it

[Willbreaku]

LOL I love it.