Golf Cheater

[Cane Pole]

A guy was getting ready to tee off on the first hole when a secondgolfer approached and asked if he could join him.The first said that he usually played alone, but agreed to the twosome.

They were even after the first few holes. The second guy said,"We're about evenly matched, how about playing for five bucks a hole?"The first guy said that he wasn't much for betting, but agreed to the terms.

The second guy won the remaining sixteen holes with ease.
As they were walking off number eighteen,the second guy was busy counting his $80.00.
He confessed that he was the pro at a neighboring course and liked to pick on suckers.
The first fellow revealed that he was the Parish Priest.

The pro was flustered and apologetic, offering to return the money. The Priest said,"You won fair and square and I was foolish to bet with you. You keep your winnings."

The pro said, "Is there anything I can do to make it up to you?"

The Priest said, "Well, you could come to Mass on Sunday and make a donation.....And, if you want to bring your mother and father along,I'll marry them.

[Billbob]

Great

[Eager Beaver]

I thought this was going to be about fishingpox; or is it? EB

[gabowman]

Now that's funny.:o

[catman]

that's a good one.

[fishingpox]

I'm a better golfer than you are a fisherman.......

I thought this was going to be about fishingpox; or is it? EB

[Eager Beaver]

I'm a better golfer than you are a fisherman.......

I am probably a better golfer than YOU are a fisherman, Pox, and I don't golf.

[fishingpox]

Beave, I have caught plenty of fish this year; I did the most selfish non liberal thing with them though...I ate them.

Please don't try to play golf, you might throw your back out and there is no checks for amature golf.

I am probably a better golfer than YOU are a fisherman, Pox, and I don't golf.

[Lowellhturner]

Don`t try malign 2 of the most noble sports BOTH at the same time sir ! Both require skill and honestly, but luckily not each at the same time...

[PIGINTHEPIGPEN]

A guy was getting ready to tee off on the first hole when a secondgolfer approached and asked if he could join him.The first said that he usually played alone, but agreed to the twosome.

They were even after the first few holes. The second guy said,"We're about evenly matched, how about playing for five bucks a hole?"The first guy said that he wasn't much for betting, but agreed to the terms.

The second guy won the remaining sixteen holes with ease.
As they were walking off number eighteen,the second guy was busy counting his $80.00.
He confessed that he was the pro at a neighboring course and liked to pick on suckers.
The first fellow revealed that he was the Parish Priest.

The pro was flustered and apologetic, offering to return the money. The Priest said,"You won fair and square and I was foolish to bet with you. You keep your winnings."

The pro said, "Is there anything I can do to make it up to you?"

The Priest said, "Well, you could come to Mass on Sunday and make a donation.....And, if you want to bring your mother and father along,I'll marry them.

LOL.. my dad is going to like this one.