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    Default 'Twas the night before Christmas


    'Twas the night before Christmas,
    And I was still on the lake.

    Not a care in the world,
    I don't have to remember no date!

    Oh the goin was slow,
    cause the sign said "No Wake".

    So I was a headed twards the ramp when what should appear?,
    a great big ol stump!.. my graph show it quite clear.

    Hadda think fast, all though I know it ain't right,
    toss out that marker buoy whilst there's still some dang light!

    My ol' MinnKota deployed with the greatest of ease,
    And it darnwell should have cuz I just got it greased.

    I flung out those jigs, and then let them fall,
    the fish hit hard, not nary a stall.

    Those were the biggest crappie I'd ever seen,
    Some so large I feared my knife could not clean!

    Then out of the night there came such a clatter,
    I felt the boat shake, turned to look...
    the Boss Lady was a climbin' the ladder!

    Up on the rear deck she did appears,
    All soakin wet from the swim... or was it the tears?

    I don't remember much after that I recall,
    Can't even remember drivin home, if at all.

    Now, the lesson here is to fish way off shore,
    further out ... way out.. EVEN MORE.

    A good GPS will guide you all right,
    Far, far away...Way outta sight.

    Good fishin to all,
    And to all a good GPS and
    good night.
    Early to bed, early to rise,
    Fish like hell, make up lies.

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    Thanks for sharing
    The love for fishing is one of the best gifts you can pass along

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    That’s a good one.

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    Good stuff!
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    That got a big chuckle from my wife
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    good times
    sum kawl me tha outlaw ketchn whales

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