You will never hear a southern boy say....................

[Tracker123]

THE TOP 25 THINGS THAT YOU WILL NEVER HEAR A SOUTHERN BOY SAY:
25. When I retire, I’m moving north.
23. Oh I just couldn’t, she’s only 16.
22. Duct tape or JB Weld won’t fix that.
21. Come to think of it, I’ll have a Heineken.
10. We don’t keep firearms in the house.
19. No kids in the back of the pickup; it’s not safe.
18. Wrestling is fake.
17. We’re vegetarians.
16. Do you think my gut is too big?
15. I’ll have grapefruit and grapes instead of biscuits and gravy.
14. Honey, we don’t need another dog.
13. Who gives a damn who won the Civil War?
12. Give me a small bag of crackling (pork rinds).
11. I just couldn’t find a thing at Wal-Mart.
10. Trim the fat off that steak.
9. Cappuccino tastes better than espresso.
8. The tires on that truck are too big.
7. Unsweetened tea tastes better.
6. I’ve got two cases of Zima for the supper bowl.
5. She’s too young to be wearing a bikini.
4. I don’t have a favorite college team.
3. You guys.
2. Those shorts ought to be a little longer, Betty Mae.

And the number one thing that you will never hear a southern boy say:
1. Nope, no more beer for me. I’m driving a whole busload of us to the Obama rally.

[Eager Beaver]

UNTIL THEY ARE ALLOWED TO THINK FOR THEMSELVES. After years of having someone else think for them they don't know any better. hehe EB

[backtocrappie]

LMAO!! SO true!

[Blackhawk19]

That's Funny!

[dallas1]

I messed up on number 1 i moved to IL. from NC. i was born and raised in NC. left 5 years ago after living there all my life.

[rww1977]

now that there's a pretty dang good list

[EARL KITCHENS]

I resemble all those remarks YALL! I do go as far North as Illinois to bowhunt each year! At least they serve sweeet tea now.

[gabowman]

I resemble all those remarks YALL! I do go as far North as Illinois to bowhunt each year! At least they serve sweeet tea now.

Still have a hard time finding grits though.:rolleyes::D:D

[SeaRay]

Still have a hard time finding grits though.:rolleyes::D:D

I was in Oregon on a Salmon fishing trip and was looking for grits in the grocery store. Told me to look in the ethnic food section.banghead
SeaRay

[Cane Pole]

I was in Oregon on a Salmon fishing trip and was looking for grits in the grocery store. Told me to look in the ethnic food section.banghead
SeaRay

So what kinda ethnic are you? Red?