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> She says, "It's amazing that you can tell all that just by the sound
> of it dropping on the counter. I'll take it!" As she opens her purse,
> her credit card drops on the floor.
>
> "Oh, that sounds like a Master Card," he says.
>
> She bends down to pick it up and accidentally farts.
>
> At first she is really embarrassed, but then realizes......there is no
> way the blind clerk could tell it was her who tooted. Being blind, he
> wouldn't know that she was the only person around?
>
> The man rings up the sale and says, "That'll be $34.50 please."
>
> The woman is totally confused by this and asks, "Didn't you tell me
> the rod and reel were on sale for $20.00? How did you get $34.50?"
>
> He replies, "Yes, ma'am. The rod and reel is $20.00, but the Duck Call
> is $11.00, and the Catfish Bait is $3.50."
>
> She paid it and left without saying a word
Aquatic Species Removal Engineer.
May God be with you. Keep CALM and STAY ANCHORED with your faith.
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Good one. EB
DO-GOODER EXTRADINAR :p
Gotta love that catfish bait
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bwahahahaha
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good.
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Lol, nice.
Hahahahahahah!!!!! Thats a good one.
LOL! Good one, Mike!
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