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  1. 12-12-2011, 06:03 PM #1
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    Pastor Goes To The Dentist
    A pastor goes to the dentist for a set of false teeth. The first Sunday
    after he gets his new teeth, he talks for only 8 minutes. The second
    Sunday, he talks for only 10 minutes. The following Sunday, he talks
    for 2 hours and 48 minutes.
    The congregation had to mob him to get him down from the pulpit
    and they asked him what happened.
    The pastor explains the first Sunday his gums hurt so bad he couldn't
    talk for more than 8 minutes. The second Sunday his gums
    hurt too much to talk more than 10 minutes. But the third Sunday,
    he put his wife's teeth in by mistake and couldn't shut up.........
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  2. 12-13-2011, 12:19 AM #2
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    Beav, Now you have really messed up..You have made your only friend mad..RoflHands Clapping
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  4. 12-13-2011, 02:18 PM #4
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    Sorry, RB. I had a laps of integrity and wanted to see what it felt like being a Conservative! It doesn't suit me at all. banghead Got to get that image out of my head again! EB
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    True story.
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    That laps has been going on for many a year.
    Be as smart as you can, but it is always better to be wise than to be smart.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Eager Beaver View Post
    Sorry, RB. I had a laps of integrity and wanted to see what it felt like being a Conservative! It doesn't suit me at all. banghead Got to get that image out of my head again! EB


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    Quote Originally Posted by Eager Beaver View Post
    Sorry, RB. I had a laps of integrity and wanted to see what it felt like being a Conservative! It doesn't suit me at all. banghead Got to get that image out of my head again! EB

    you mean you went out and got a real paying job, stopped living like a parasite off the good hard working folks of nebraska and the u.s of a and stopped voting for politicians that advocate the unadulterated murder of unborn children? say it ain't so beav!

    i know you better than that you ol coon.
    incognito....... here fishy fishy fishy
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  9. 12-14-2011, 06:05 AM #9
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    I kinda liked it...in a politically correct sort of way.
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  10. 12-14-2011, 09:37 PM #10
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    YA know me too well popper! EB
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