5 Rules To Live By

[Blackhawk19]

1. Money cannot buy happiness but it’s more comfortable to cry in a Mercedes than on a bicycle.

2. Forgive your enemy but remember the bastard's name.

3. Help someone when they are in trouble and they will remember you when they're in trouble again.

4. Many people are alive only because it’s illegal to shoot them.

5. Alcohol does not solve any problems, but then again, neither does milk.

[rnvinc]

6. It's my castle...when she's not at home...

[fishingpox]

1) Never vote Democrat
2)Never befriend a Democrat
3) Never trust a Democrat
4)Keep your daughters away from Democrats
5)Never invite A Democrat into your home

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[Slabs Inc]

6. It's my castle...when she's not at home...

7. First time shame on her, second time shame on you.

[Slabs Inc]

8. "Never trust a woman or an automatic pistol."

[Blackhawk19]

1) Never vote Democrat
2)Never befriend a Democrat
3) Never trust a Democrat
4)Keep your daughters away from Democrats
5)Never invite A Democrat into your home

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Those aren't rules, I just call those good old common sense DohDohThumbs UpThumbs UpThumbs UpThumbs Up

[Lowellhturner]

The 11th Commandment- if you can`t obey the other 10 at least DON`T GET CAUGHT !

[fishinRod]

1) Never vote Democrat
2)Never befriend a Democrat
3) Never trust a Democrat
4)Keep your daughters away from Democrats
5)Never invite A Democrat into your home

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take number 4 serioulsy

[Crappieday]

1. Money cannot buy happiness but it’s more comfortable to cry in a Mercedes than on a bicycle.

2. Forgive your enemy but remember the bastard's name.

3. Help someone when they are in trouble and they will remember you when they're in trouble again.

4. Many people are alive only because it’s illegal to shoot them.

5. Alcohol does not solve any problems, but then again, neither does milk.

Sooooooo true.
Good one blackhawk

[Cane Pole]

Never trust someone you don't trust.

Good stuff 19.