Well Ship, you just can't fix stupid. I dont even try too anymore.
I was fishing at Guntersville Lake in Alabama on Veteran's Day. These two indviduals who appeared to me to by very high on Meth or Crack were very loud talking and obnoxious to everyone around. They then proceeded to launch their boat into the water, It took four attempts.
Once they floated the boat they attempted to crank the big engine. It did not crank. They tried to use the trolling mootor to get baco to the dock. There was no power for that either. Fortunately they had a canoe paddle on board so the guy paddled the boat to the dock while the lady friend attempted to steer the boat. They banged the dock but got close enough to it. Then the guy told the girl give me your keys and he went to get her car. He drove the car way in the water then backed out some.
Next thing I saw was that he was foolish enough to be standing in water fooling with jumper cables trying to hook up the battery of the car to the three boat batteries. His lady friend was trying to figure out where the other end went. She was color blind and could noy find the + terminal from the - terminal. She kept saying "I see a thingadiddy here!" I don't thing water and electricity mix to well so I told him that was dangerous and in my opinion dumb. He said"Mind your own %&** business!" So I took out my phone and snapped this photo. What other dumb things have you seen folks do on the water?
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Well Ship, you just can't fix stupid. I dont even try too anymore.
Wow! Sometimes the gene pool just isnt deep enough! Rofl
Some genes just don't need to mix.
Another couple of idiots on the lake.:rolleyes::rolleyes:
Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing.
The law of "Natural Selection" at work! LOL!
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Amazing what level of idiocy some people are capable of. They should charge admission at boat ramps to see that kind of comedy gold. I'm kinda jealous.
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I see folks running on the wrong side of the channel markers along the river channel. The corps placed red & green markers to stay inbetween to avoid stumps along the river. The folks run outside them even when you can see wading birds perched on top of submerged stumps!
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Tried to tell a drunk guy to trim up his motor at the ramp. Cussed and told me to mind my own $#@' business. I had good laugh when his wife drug the boat trailer out with motor skag bouncing up the concrete ramp! She just pulled up like he told her to.Hands ClappingRoflHands ClappingRoflHands ClappingRoflHands ClappingRoflHands ClappingRoflHands ClappingRofl Can't fix stupid and being drunk does'nt make it any better!:rolleyes
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