A message from the MS OT board

[Wannabe...]

Dear Alabama Friends,

As appointed idjit seeker for the MS village, it appears that we may have been a bit hasty in our search for said idjit. I tolt ya'll I tolt them, but they wouldn't listen. But I digress. Anyhow, I've been appointed to asked if ya'll wouldn't mind taking him back. We are willing to throw in as many guided trips on Grenada as it takes.

Your friend,

Wannabe...
Former Idjit Seeker
Current President of the Idjit Relocation Committee, MS OT.

[Minnerman]

What he fergot to say was that he pm'ed me and he begged me back. I can't run the show over there without me. The Gewberism had just about taken over and I had to return get things back under control.

[jusanothajoe]

dang and I was just gettin use to em.............. NOT. I'll get on em about his bammer team and keep him here some. him and yo cuz ,the udder wantabe cant stand it when ya talk about bammer.
will this be enough for maybe 1/2 day guided trip on grenada ???? I understand if your booked up with Misipi gewbs after that clinic you put on in that last tournament. oh yea, please tell DD that JOE said WAR EAGLE

[Minnerman]

Joe, that's exzactly what you need to do. You and the original WB need to hook up and fesh together. Y'all can reminence about all yalls NC's while youre feshin. Bwahahahahahaha. That won't take up as much of your feshin time as it would if you were feshin with me or FWB.

[jusanothajoe]

ifn me and WB was ta go feesh, wutin be no time for football talk. wutin be nuttin but takin care a biniss. I dun seen that bad mouthin yall put on the boys skills, but I seen he put a good ol country @#$ whoopin on a whole bunch a yall. kinda like last years IRON BOWL. lota big talk before........................lota cryin after BAW HAW HAW AH HAW HAW he he ho ho hummmmmmmm.
JOE and WB would be a whole lotta purty in one place.

[Minnerman]

JOE and WB would be a whole lotta purty in one place.

Joe, that statement leaves me speechless. Well maybe not totally speechless. Y'all would be a whole lotta sumptin, but purty ain't really what I had in mind. Maybe like two steamy piles sittin side by side holdin hands and whinin cause Bama is kickin butt and takin names this year.

I can jus hear it now:
Joe- Hey WB, did ya see the whoopin Bammer out on dem gaters sadderdy nite?
WB- yea Joe, I seent it. Reckon Cheesewhiz has hemorrhoids yet?
Joe- dunno, why you ax?
WB: c'mon Joe, jus cause I'm from sippi dint mean I can't see da barners done pullt 2 or three out if day butt. Dats gotta hurt.
Joe: naw, we used to it, heck we did it all last year. Too bad scam took da munny and runned or we'd a pullt that en against Clemson out.
WB: Well you may be rite.
Joe- how bout yo team? You a State gewber or a black bare?
WB: does it really matter?
Joe- bwahahahahahahaha. Naw. Not really.
WB- hey Joe,
Joe- what?
WB: Les talk about sumpton else. Like boofays or free lunches.
Joe- Shadduo boy and jus fesh. You makin me hongry.

[crappieseeker]

Minner, that sounds like a pretty good impersonation uv dem

[jusanothajoe]

shadduo boy ??

[Minnerman]

Shaddup. Stewpit eyefone.

[Wannabe...]

Hey Minner....Boomer

Wannabe...