>
> A husband and wife go to a counselor after 15 years of marriage. The
> counselor asks them what the problem is.
>
> The wife goes into a tirade, listing every problem they have ever had
in
> the 15 years they've been married. She goes on and on and on.
>
> Finally, the counselor gets up, goes around the desk, embraces the
woman
> and kisses her passionately. The woman shuts up and sits quietly in a
> daze. The counselor turns to the husband and says, "That is what your
> wife needs at least three times a week. Can you do that?"
>
> The husband thinks for a moment and replies, "Well, I can get her
here
> Monday and Wednesday; but on weekends, I hunt.
>