Some Funnies

[Fisherman_Wantabe]

My 10 favorite Auburn jokes:

10) Where was O.J. Simpson heading that day in the white Bronco?
To Auburn, because they would never look for a great football player there.

9) How do we know the toothbrush was invented at Auburn?
Because if it were invented at Alabama it would be called the "teethbrush."

8) What is the difference between an Auburn fan and a bag of manure?
The bag.

7) What do you call an Auburn player with a National Championship ring?
A thief!

6) How do you compliment an Auburn fan?
You say, nice tooth!

5) How do you get an Auburn graduate off of your porch?
You pay him for the pizza.

4) Why wasn't Jesus born in Auburn?
Because the Lord couldn't find three wise men or a virgin there.

3) Why couldn't Auburn hold Drivers Education and Sex Education on the same day?
It was wearing out the mule.

2) What do you call a great football team at Auburn?
The Visiting Team.

1) My Auburn favorite joke goes something like this:
During football practice one day an Alabama player walked out on the practice field and made an obscene gesture towards Gene Chizik and then ran into the locker room.
Coach Chizik got mad and told his two biggest linemen to go into the locker room and teach that Alabama player a lesson.
The players ran into the locker room and there was a lot of loud crashing and banging and no one came out.
Chizik got even more irate and ordered the whole defensive Line into the locker room, telling them to teach that Alabama player a lesson that he would never forget.
Again there was a lot of loud crashing banging but again, no one came out.
Finally in frustration, Chizik tells the whole defense to get in there and don't come out until they taught the Alabama player a lesson.
The whole defense runs into the locker room, and again there was loud crashing and banging and then there was a dead silence.
All of a sudden, one player staggers out and yells, "watch out, it's a trap, there is two of them!"

[Fisherman_Wantabe]

[Fisherman_Wantabe]

What's the best road sign in Auburn?
Tuscaloosa - 120 miles

[crappieseeker]

I love the corn maze one ha ha

[jusanothajoe]

not funny at ALL (cept for #3 made me spit sweet tea on my puter desk)

[crappieseeker]

have you seen the youtube video of the parents threatening to make their little boy go in the Auburn store? It is so funny

[crappieseeker]

YouTube - I'm Gonna Put You In The Auburn Store!

[crappieseeker]

YouTube - DONT SEND ME TO AUBURN!!!!! (Roll Tide! Alabama 2009 National Champions!)

[Fisherman_Wantabe]

RoflRofl Good ones Seeker

[crappieseeker]

yep those are dandies, cant help but laugh