Mind if I try to keep it going?
FLORIDA S T A T E * T R O O P E R
A senior citizen from the Villages drove his brand new Corvette convertible
out of the dealership in Ocala . Taking off down the road, he pushed it to
80 mph, enjoying the wind blowing through what little hair he had left.
"Amazing," he thought as he flew down I-75, pushing the pedal even more.
Looking in his rear view mirror, he saw a Florida State Trooper, lights
flashing and siren blaring. He floored it to 100 mph, then 110, then 120.
Suddenly he thought, "What am I doing? I'm too old for this!" and pulled
over to await the trooper's arrival.
Pulling in behind him, the trooper got out of his vehicle and walked up to
the Corvette. He looked at his watch, then said, "Sir, my shift ends in 30
minutes. Today is Friday. If you can give me a new reason for speeding--a
reason I've never before heard -- I'll let you go."
The old gentleman paused then said: "Three years ago, my wife ran off with a
Florida State Trooper. I thought you were bringing her back.
"Have a good day, Sir," replied the trooper.
Don't outsmart your common sense!
Jack