Two fish swim into a concrete wall

[Flatwater]

One turns to the other and says "dam".

[Flatwater]

No matter how much you push the envelope, it'll still be stationery.

[PanMan_VA]

Tough crowd. Thanks for trying to lighten things up.

[Flatwater]

Two hydrogen atoms meet. One says, "I've lost my electron" The other says, "are you sure?"

The first replies, "Yes, I'm Positive."

[Boscoe]

A tough looking group of bikers lead by Biker Bill were riding when they saw a girl about to
jump off a bridge so they stop.

The leader, a big burly man, gets off his bike and says, "What are you
doing?"
"I'm going to commit a suicide," she says.

While he did not want to appear insensitive, he didn't want to miss an
opportunity, so he asked, "Well, before you jump, why don't you give me a
Kiss?"

So, she does and it was a long, deep lingering kiss.

After she's finished, the biker says, "Wow! That was the best Kiss I have
ever had. That's a real talent you are wasting. You could be famous why are
you committing suicide?"

"My parents don't like me dressing up like a girl......"

[49er]

Now that's Funny.