View Full Version : Mystery Illness

02-21-2006, 08:25 AM
Fellow crappie .com family , I'm sad to inform you about a very rare, but serious affliction I have been diagnosed with. Anal Glaucomo, I just can't see my A** coming in to work on thurs. I'm told the only cure is to go crappie fishing on the first nice day after a week of very cold temps and ice. So to insure a speedy recovery I must go drop a jig beside as many cypress trees as possible in the time allowed and try not to miss a single fish(dose), until the illness has passed. Wish me luck.


02-21-2006, 08:41 AM
I hope you get well soon.:D

Or maybe not.

02-21-2006, 08:45 AM
Good Luck to ya Think I might be coming down with that.:D

02-21-2006, 09:43 AM
Good luck...I mean how sad.....hope you have a slow recovery. Doctors say to take the whole bottle of meds. Guess you might have to back again. Don`t need a set back, so go fishing...I mean..see the doctor.

02-21-2006, 10:20 AM
I Feel The Same Sickness Coming On But Not Till Lunch On Thursday And Probaly Be Sick All Weekend.

02-21-2006, 10:54 AM
Sounds terminal to me. maybe you should check yourself in to a marina, er, I mean hospice.

02-21-2006, 11:06 AM
Cough, Cough, it's an epidemic!! I had it last wed's night, fished all day Thursday. It's only Tuesday and I feel it coming on again!

02-21-2006, 11:34 AM
Please get well, I just spoke to a Doctor friend which he told me that you may also be catching that virus going around. He advised this involves wax worms and bee moth breath as this will cause you to have a curly tail and then goes into straight hardcore dock shooting causing your THUNDER BODY to be eaten by the CRAPPIE VIRUS. Have Fun

Fish Detective

02-21-2006, 12:18 PM
I think there's an epidemic in Central Arkansas with this stuff! Maybe there's a fillet, I mean antibotic.:D

02-21-2006, 12:50 PM
It is spreding all across America at very fast high speed. oops now I have it just reading of it viability to spread via internet. bye gone fishin!!!
Be back tonight with post. HA

02-21-2006, 02:07 PM
I hope you don't get over it soon:D ,I've got one that happened several years ago,& this is true.
I'd built up some sick days at work,the dogwoods was blooming I just could'nt stand it any longer,So sure nuff I called in sick.(my boss knew how much I loved to Crappie fish),being the beginning of spring I didn't think much about it,But I got sun burnt .Boss seen me the next day.And said,man that must of been some bad fever you had,It's cooked you.We laughed about that one for years.:p

Fred in Ky
02-21-2006, 04:18 PM
I had a retired feller that worked for me a few years ago on a part time basis. One morning he called me and said "I'm calling in well today." I asked him what he meant. Richard replied "It is to pretty outside and I feel to good to WORK today." I laughed and told him to enjoy his day off! :) I have used that line a few times since then.

Have fun fishing...errrrr...at the doctor.