Why ya need GPS

[gone fission]

'Twas the night before Christmas,
And I was still on the lake.

Not a care in the world,
I don't have to remember no date!

Goin in is always slow,
cause the sign says "no wake".

I was a headed twards the ramp when what should appear?,
a great big ol stump!.. my graph show it quite clear.

Hadda think fast, all though I know it ain't right,
toss out that marker buoy whilst there's still some dang light!

Ol' MinnKota deployed with the greatest of ease,
And it darnwell should have cuz I just got it greased.

I flung out those jigs, and then let them fall,
the fish hit hard, not nary a stall.

Those were the biggest crappie I'd ever seen,
Some so large I feared my knife could not clean.

Then out of the night there came such a clatter,
Felt the boat shake & looked.. the Boss Lady was a climbin' the ladder!

Up on the rear deck she did appears,
All soakin wet from the swim... or was it the tears?

I don't remember much after that I recall,
Can't even remember drivin home, if at all.

Now, the lesson here is to fish way off shore,
further out ... way out.. even more.

A good GPS will guide you all right,
Far, far away...Way outta sight.

Good fishin to all,
And to all a good GPS, er I mean, night.

[skeetbum]

I threw down the challenge the other day in my post"some crappie fun" and you met it nicely. Good job and Merry Christmas.

[Kenlake slab]

Funny!

[crappieseeker]

good one

[LittleJohn]

I like that one.
LittleJohn

[Lowellhturner]

*****!

[bugman]

Awesome......great work.

[papasage]

Like

[droptine]

That's pretty good.

[thankfull]

That is a good one . [ But you ain't right man you shouldn't have made her swim out to fish.