This is a classic

[HaleDamage]

A man and his ever-nagging wife went on vacation in Jerusalem. While they
were there, the wife passed away. The undertaker told the husband, "You can
have her buried here in the Holy Land for $150 or we can have her shipped
back home for $5,000. The husband thought about it and told the undertaker
he would have her shipped back home. The undertaker asked him, "why would
you spend $5000 to have her shipped home when you could have a beautiful
burial here, and it would only cost $150?"

The husband replied, "Long ago,
a man died here, was buried here, and three days later, rose from the dead.
I just can't take that chance!"

Have a good Day..
Rick

[Ronald Meeder]

Oldie but a goody.

[AntiochBA]

funny

[gabowman]

oldie but a goody.

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