Airport security solution

[Barnacle Bill]

Here's a solution to all the controversy over full-body scanners at the airports:

All we need to do is develop a booth that you can step into that will not X-ray you, but will detonate any explosive device you may have hidden on or in your body.
The explosion will be contained within the sealed booth.
This would be a win-win for everyone.
There would be none of this crap about racial profiling and the device would eliminate long and expensive trials.
This is so simple that it's brilliant.

I can see it all now:
You're in the airport terminal and you hear a muffled explosion.
Shortly thereafter an announcement comes over the PA system,
"Attention, standby passengers! We now have a seat available on flight number..."

[Don G]

Good one Bill..I can see where that should cure the problem...

[wwwUncle]

That is a great idea. But just think of the messy cleanup job to be done to the box after every "incident".:D

[boatstall]

"Clean up on isle 9"

[Billbob]

great

[jaxsprat]

That's the best solution yet, Barnacle Bill you are a real genius ...
Clean up of booth could be done quickly by having a trap door in booth & rotating spray heads in ceiling and walls:rolleyes:

[PBUG2009]

pressure wash it right into the storm drain...

[backtocrappie]

Freakin' Awesome!

[REDBOAT]

I like it.. They could just develope a Disposable box and they are all set, up and running again in 10 minutes!

[rnvinc]

That's the best solution yet, Barnacle Bill you are a real genius ...
Clean up of booth could be done quickly by having a trap door in booth & rotating spray heads in ceiling and walls:rolleyes:

The terrorist can pick up his 72 virgins on the way out the trap door...