401 k

[Yates]

If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in Delta Airlines one year ago, you

will have $49.00 today.

If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in AIG one year ago, you will have

$33.00 today.

If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in Lehman Brothers one year ago,

you

will have $0.00 today.

But, if you had purchased $1,000 worth of beer one year ago, drank all

the beer, then turned in the aluminum cans for recycling refund, you will

have received a $214.00.

Based on the above, the best current investment plan is to drink heavily

& recycle. It is called the 401-Keg.

[Fish Assassin]

A person walking in the snow can always turn around and see
their tracks!!!

[chaunc]

A person walking in the snow can always turn around and see
their tracks!!!

Unless you're walking in a snowstorm.....

[Fish Assassin]

Then a person should just go home!!!

[Yates]

A person walking in the snow can always turn around and see
their tracks!!!

A recent study found that the average American walks about 900 miles a year.
Another study found that Americans drink, on average, 22 gallons of alcohol a year.
That means that, on average, Americans get about 41 miles to the gallon!