Condoms

[shipahoy41]

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WHY CONDOMS COME IN BOXES OF 3, 6, AND 12 !!!



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A man *walks into a drug store with his 8-year old *son.*
They happen *to walk by the condom display, and the boy *asks,*
"What are *these, Dad?*


To which *the man matter-of-factly replies, "Those are *called
Condoms son. Men use them to have safe *sex."

"Oh I see," replied the boy *pensively.*
Yes, I've *heard of that in health class at *school."*
He looks *over the display and picks up a package *of*
3 and asks, *"Why are there 3 in this package?"

The *dad replies, "Those are for high school boys, *one
For Friday, one for Saturday, and one for *Sunday."

"Cool" says the boy. He notices *a 6 pack and
Asks, "Then who are these *for?"

"Those are for college men," the *dad answers, TWO
For Friday, TWO for *Saturday, and TWO for Sunday."

"WOW!" *exclaimed the boy, "then who uses THESE?" he *asks, picking*
Up a 12 *pack. With a sigh and a tear in his eye, the dad *replied,*

"Those *are for married men. One for January, one for *February, one

[Don G]

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WHY CONDOMS COME IN BOXES OF 3, 6, AND 12 !!!



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*****
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A man *walks into a drug store with his 8-year old *son.*
They happen *to walk by the condom display, and the boy *asks,*
"What are *these, Dad?*


To which *the man matter-of-factly replies, "Those are *called
Condoms son. Men use them to have safe *sex."

"Oh I see," replied the boy *pensively.*
Yes, I've *heard of that in health class at *school."*
He looks *over the display and picks up a package *of*
3 and asks, *"Why are there 3 in this package?"

The *dad replies, "Those are for high school boys, *one
For Friday, one for Saturday, and one for *Sunday."

"Cool" says the boy. He notices *a 6 pack and
Asks, "Then who are these *for?"

"Those are for college men," the *dad answers, TWO
For Friday, TWO for *Saturday, and TWO for Sunday."

"WOW!" *exclaimed the boy, "then who uses THESE?" he *asks, picking*
Up a 12 *pack. With a sigh and a tear in his eye, the dad *replied,*

"Those *are for married men. One for January, one for *February, one

:D:D:D:D:D..Good one Ship...about right....

[Eager Beaver]

Speak for yourself Mr. Don! hehe EB

[Fatman]

That's a good one!!!!!!!!!!!!

Fatman

[creekslick]

Great:D

[backtocrappie]

For married men?

Shouldn't that be individually wrapped singles?

[fishingpox]

That twelve pack would last me a decade...

For married men?

Shouldn't that be individually wrapped singles?

[Ranger R61]

That twelve pack would last me a decade...

Quit your bragging

[bxn]

lol good one! :D

[crappieseeker]

there was a 30 year old guy in the check out line at walmart and he forgot to pick up some condoms. He told the cashier to hold on a minute while he ran got some. She said thats ok I will call an associate to bring you up a pack. She said what size do you need. With a wise mind he said I don't know. She said well put it in my hand and I will know. So he does and she calls over the loud speaker and says, I need a large medium box of condoms on register 5. The guy behind him takes notice of this and does the same thing when he gets to the counter. He says mam I forgot my condoms hold on. She says thats ok I will call for them. What size are you? He says I am not sure. Put it in my hand she says. so she calls and says I need a large pack of condoms on register 5. The teenage guy next in line takes notice. When he gets to the register, he says sorry but I forgot my condoms. She says what size? He says I dont know. She says put it in my hand. Needless to say the call this time was for a clean up on register 5.