Serial Animal Killer On The Loose

[deep-v]

The ASPCA (American Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Animals)
has issued an animal cruelty alert, because of a rash of cases that has
cropped up in 2006.

It began on January 1 in western Pennsylvania, where a lion was
viciously attacked.

The next week, a bengal tiger in Ohio was horribly mauled. Apparently
the tiger's abuse had happened on a regular basis for many years.

A week later, a young horse in Indiana was battered. According to
rumors, the colt was injured because it was not properly protected.

Seven days later the crime spree moved west, when another horse was
beaten in Colorado. Experts believe the bronco's beating was related to
a snake that choked that same day.

Officials who have been tracking this series of events believe that the
attackers will strike next in Michigan. The apparent target is a group
of birds of prey that have been relocated from the Pacific Northwest.
While they predict there will be no incidents of animal cruelty this
week, analysts suspect that this lull in the crime spree end with a
particularly vicious attack the following week.

Witnesses say that the attackers at each scene are travelling with a
bus. Researchers tell us that the bus's final destination is Canton,
Ohio.

Organized crime trackers have found that the attackers are being
supported by a radical group of fanatics centered in western
Pennsylvania. The organization was founded in 1932 by a cigar-smoking
local man. After his death in 1988, his son took over and continues to
run the organization.

While no one has been able to find a way to stop the attackers, you can
protect yourself from them by twirling a small yellow towel over your head.

[Bob G]

This sounds serious. I know I will twirl a yellow towel this weekend.

[chaunc]

I hope those birds are flying low and get in the path of the bus. Sure will be some feathers flying....

[deep-v]

I saw on the news last night that the group of attackers were spotted in Michigan yesterday afternoon disguised in green shirts.

[Bob G]

Maybe someone should tell the west coast birds of prey to go home enlight of this late breaking news. This could prevent the enevitable.:D

[Bob G]

I told you. Now will this carnage stop? or will it continue?:D Congratulations STEELERS!

[deep-v]

I still haven't got my voice back.