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    I will see you guys and gals when I get back.


    The Pentagon announced today the formation of a new 500-man elite
    >** fighting unit called the United States Redneck Special Forces. These
    >** Alabama, Arkansas, Georgia, Kentucky, Mississippi, Missouri, Oklahoma,
    >** Tennessee and Texas boys will be dropped off into Iraq and have been
    >** given only the following facts about terrorists:
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    >** 1. The season opened today.
    >** 2. There is no limit.
    >** 3. They taste just like chicken.
    >** 4. They don't like beer, pickups, country music, the American flag or
    >Jesus.
    >** 5. They are DIRECTLY RESPONSIBLE for the death of Dale Earnhardt.
    >
    >** We expect the problem in Iraq to be over by Friday.

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    Sounds good to me. No politically correct rules of engagement neither I hope. Count me in.

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    OHHH baby, I can see it now. Mossy Oak instead of Desert camo, 700 Remingtons with Douglas barrels instead of AR-16s. I'll sign up if they promise me no MREs with grits.hehe izzy

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    Here is their pic.

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    sorry did not get the pic transferred, wil try again later

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    Sounds alot quicker an easier to me!!!
    Good Fishin To Ya!! Dennis Dale Hollow Crappie www.dalehollowcrappie.4t.com

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    send this bunch they will git the job don:D



    rashions will be beer boiled eggs dill pickles and rosted opossum
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    retired and now i will always fish

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    My kind a people, a bakers dozen....

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    lol, that cant be more true Thats great.
    Stop Global Whinning!

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    I thought for sure I'd see a big bucket of Kentucky Fried Chicken in that bunch!!!!

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