This is a Great Country

[jaxsprat]

This morning I went to sign my Dogs up for welfare. At first the lady said,
"Dogs are not eligible to draw welfare". So I explained to her that my
Dogs are mixed in color, unemployed, lazy, can't speak English and
have no frigging clue who their Daddys are. They expect me to feed
them, provide them with housing and medical care, and feel guilty
because they are dogs.

So she looked in her policy book to see what it takes to qualify.
My Dogs get their first checks Friday.

Dang, this is a Great country.

[Eager Beaver]

You should let everyone know that this is a joke, Jax, or some here will take it and run with it, not knowing it is a joke. EB

[Hanr3]

:d

[GCD]

This morning I went to sign my Dogs up for welfare. At first the lady said,
"Dogs are not eligible to draw welfare". So I explained to her that my
Dogs are mixed in color, unemployed, lazy, can't speak English and
have no frigging clue who their Daddys are. They expect me to feed
them, provide them with housing and medical care, and feel guilty
because they are dogs.

So she looked in her policy book to see what it takes to qualify.
My Dogs get their first checks Friday.

Dang, this is a Great country.

Your dogs sound like liberal democrats to me... but that's prolly just me eh!???