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Thread: Let me see...have I got this right?

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    If You Cross The North Korean Border Illegally You Get 12 Years Hard Labor.

    If You Cross The Iranian Border Illegally You Are Detained Indefinitely.

    If You Cross The Afghan Border Illegally, You Get Shot.

    If You Cross The Saudi Arabian Border Illegally You Will Be Jailed.

    If You Cross The Chinese Border Illegally You May Never Be Heard From Again.

    If You Cross The Venezuelan Border Illegally You Will Be Branded A Spy And
    Your Fate Will Be Sealed.

    If You Cross The Cuban Border Illegally You Will Be Thrown Into Political
    Prison To Rot.

    If You Cross The U.S. Border Illegally You Get

    1 - A Job
    2 - A Drivers License
    3 - Social Security Card
    4 - Welfare
    5 - Food Stamps
    6 - Credit Cards
    7 - Subsidized Rent Or A Loan To Buy A House
    8 - Free Education
    9 - Free Health Care
    10 - A Lobbyist In Washington
    11 - Billions Of Dollars Worth Of Public Documents Printed In Your
    Language
    12 - And The Right To Carry Your Country's Flag While You Protest That You Don't Get Enough Respect

    I Just Wanted To Make Sure I Had A Firm Grasp On The Situation....
    Sacred Heart of Mary, pray for us now, and at the hour of our death. AMEN
    For those who believe, no explanation is necessary....for those who don't, no explanation is possible
    For the sake of his sorrowful Passion, have mercy on us and the whole world

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    Unfortunately true.

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    And look at all the liberal friends you gain by doing it.
    Be as smart as you can, but it is always better to be wise than to be smart.

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    so very true

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    Yep, that's it.

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    Yep you got it.If you take all the illeagals and send them back to where ever they came from look how many jobs that would open up,oh I forgot we don't want those jobs,what was I thinking.
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    Whered you get that community organizer self service list?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Cane Pole View Post
    Whered you get that community organizer self service list?
    ACLU......or was it ACORN? :o:o

    Having a senior moment....memory sometimes fails me.....
    Sacred Heart of Mary, pray for us now, and at the hour of our death. AMEN
    For those who believe, no explanation is necessary....for those who don't, no explanation is possible
    For the sake of his sorrowful Passion, have mercy on us and the whole world

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