Let me see...have I got this right?
If You Cross The North Korean Border Illegally You Get 12 Years Hard Labor.
If You Cross The Iranian Border Illegally You Are Detained Indefinitely.
If You Cross The Afghan Border Illegally, You Get Shot.
If You Cross The Saudi Arabian Border Illegally You Will Be Jailed.
If You Cross The Chinese Border Illegally You May Never Be Heard From Again.
If You Cross The Venezuelan Border Illegally You Will Be Branded A Spy And
Your Fate Will Be Sealed.
If You Cross The Cuban Border Illegally You Will Be Thrown Into Political
Prison To Rot.
If You Cross The U.S. Border Illegally You Get
1 - A Job
2 - A Drivers License
3 - Social Security Card
4 - Welfare
5 - Food Stamps
6 - Credit Cards
7 - Subsidized Rent Or A Loan To Buy A House
8 - Free Education
9 - Free Health Care
10 - A Lobbyist In Washington
11 - Billions Of Dollars Worth Of Public Documents Printed In Your
Language
12 - And The Right To Carry Your Country's Flag While You Protest That You Don't Get Enough Respect
I Just Wanted To Make Sure I Had A Firm Grasp On The Situation....
Sacred Heart of Mary, pray for us now, and at the hour of our death. AMEN
For those who believe, no explanation is necessary....for those who don't, no explanation is possible
For the sake of his sorrowful Passion, have mercy on us and the whole world