Likes Likes:  0
Thanks Thanks:  0
HaHa HaHa:  0
Results 1 to 5 of 5

Thread: #2

  1. #1
    Join Date
    Jul 2005
    Location
    Union Mo.
    Posts
    1,188
    Post Thanks / Like

    Talking #2


    True story. Years ago a buddy and I went to Mark Twain lake bass fishin for the weekend. Well we caught enough bass and crappie for a fry sat. night and pigged out. We sat up till midnight shooting the bull and did our best to raise the Anhauser Busch stocks. Sunday morning we were on the water at sunrise and the bass are killin buzzbaits, I mean every other cast one of us is catchin a 2 to 3 lb. fish. Well right in the middle of this action all the beer and grease from the night before hits my buddy, and he starts hollering to get him to the bank. We're way back in a cove and I'm still hammerin the bass, so I tell him to hang it over the side I aint quitting fishin. Well, he's hangin over side and we're laughing and joking about the whole scene. All at once he lets out a scream, appearently I got the side of the boat to close to a tree and out he goes pants around his ankles, roll of paper in his hand. Now who would'nt think this was'nt funny, HIM. I can't stop laughing, he's cussin me and telling me about the butt kicking i'm gonna get when he gets back in . I get ahold of him to pull him in and he yanks me out of the boat. Now it's him and me and who knows what else floating in the lake, I'm still laughing and he's still cussin. I got punched every time I'd start laughing all the way home, seriously if I thought about it I would just crack up. It was a trip I don't think I'll ever forget. To this day when he says something smart azzd to me I tell him to hang it out the side, and the fights on. He says I SIDE-sWIPED him on purpose....

  2. #2
    Join Date
    Aug 2004
    Location
    Jefferson City,MO
    Posts
    1,917
    Post Thanks / Like

    Default

    Now that is funny...

    My story has the to do with the same business at hand. 2 guys where fishing down at Lake of the Ozarks. One of the guys had to go bad, told the other him to take him over to a dock. This way so he could be on steady ground and have something to hold on. After a few minutes he came back to the boat, but missing one of his socks. Asked him what happened said he dropped the toilet paper in the lake. And... well... he had to figure out something to use.... This story is not about me, but a 2 fellows in our crappie club. I still chuckle when I think about it.
    Ted
    Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night will keep me from crappie fishing!
    2010 Lake of the Ozarks Super Slab Champion

  3. #3
    noanchortrollingonlymom Guest

    Default

    my brother now 79 years old will never outlive this story. While fishing, he had to go, getting back to bank, being a very particular type person with a arthritis affection of the knees, removed his pants, selected a small tree to hang on to while he stoops and goes about his business. Almost finished he moves to get back up when tree broke!!!! You guess it. he fell right in the middle of mess he had just made. my dad standing up on hill looking down burst into llaughter, and never let my brother outlive this story.

  4. #4
    Join Date
    Jul 2005
    Location
    Union Mo.
    Posts
    1,188
    Post Thanks / Like

    Talking Fond Memories

    Quote Originally Posted by noanchortrollingonlymom
    my brother now 79 years old will never outlive this story. While fishing, he had to go, getting back to bank, being a very particular type person with a arthritis affection of the knees, removed his pants, selected a small tree to hang on to while he stoops and goes about his business. Almost finished he moves to get back up when tree broke!!!! You guess it. he fell right in the middle of mess he had just made. my dad standing up on hill looking down burst into llaughter, and never let my brother outlive this story.
    Mom, I did about he same thing one time in deer camp. I did'nt land in the poo, but I was on a steep hillside and rolled down the hill about 20 feet. Pants still around my ankles and leaves in places there aint supposed to be.:D

  5. #5
    Join Date
    Apr 2004
    Location
    Prairie Village, Kansas
    Posts
    3,043
    Post Thanks / Like

    Default

    This story was told one evening after practice fishing for a club bass tournament on Grand Lake.

    While fishing in a cove with beautiful homes around it the back seater had immediate matters to attend to. He ask the boater to move further out towards the middle of the cove and the back seater sat down on the back of the boat, took his clothes off and slid into the water hanging onto the big motor and the back of the boat.

    The boater continued casting his bait out in the middle of the cove, trying to remian as inconspicuous as possible, waiting for the other fellow to finish taking care of business. Shortly the fellow in the water is requesting the boater to turn the trolling motor speed up to max as there is stuff now floating up in the water. At this point the audience to this story just about spilled their beer as we laughed, almost to the point of rolling on the floor.

    With further laughfter and discussion we determined that in that situation it was probably the best thing to do as to go to shore would be almost like going into someones back yard and besides the water was warm.

    Well ever since hearing this story, while taking care of business and in a contemplative mode, I have at times looked to see if I were in the above situation would it foat or sink and always hoping that it would sink. My research indicates that it sometimes sinks and sometimes it floats. There is just all kinds of nonsense in life one can contemplate even though in the immediate moment it is serious business but humerous on reflection.
    “There is no difference between communism and socialism, except in the means of achieving the same ultimate end: communism proposes to enslave men by force, socialism—by vote. It is merely the difference between murder and suicide.” Ayn Rand

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts
  •  

BACK TO TOP