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    Subject: What Does Your Dad Do For a Living
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    > One day a fourth-grade teacher asked the children what
    > their fathers did for a living. All the typical
    > answers came up -- fireman, mechanic, Businessman,
    > salesman, doctor, lawyer, and so forth.
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    > But little Justin was being uncharacteristically
    > quiet, so when the teacher prodded him about his
    > father, he replied, "My father's an Exotic dancer in a
    > gay cabaret and takes off all his clothes in front of
    > other men & they put money in his underwear
    > sometimes, if the offer is really good, he will go
    > home with some guy and make love with him for money."
    >
    > The teacher, obviously shaken by this statement,
    > hurriedly set the other children to work on some
    > exercises and then took little Justin aside to ask
    > him, "Is that really true about your father?" "No,"
    > the boy said, "He works for the Democratic National
    > Committee and is helping to secure the Nomination of
    > Hillary Clinton, but I was too embarrassed to say that
    > in front of the other kids."
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    retired and now i will always fish

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    hahahahaha! Love this one!
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    Great joke, I'll get alot of mileage out of this one!

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    great
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    thats awesome
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    So True:D :D
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    Can't say as I blame the little fella! :D
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    Thumbs up Loved It

    I will be passing that one on.
    I have spent most of my life fishing.
    The rest I have just wasted.

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    :d :d
    NEED MORE COWBELL!!
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    That's funny.:D
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