Glad To See

[Don G]

that you boys got your own state board..Congratulations...I'm not far from you so I will be checking your board frequently..

Now, tell me if this is true....:D:D

Only a person in West Virginia could think of this.

From the county where drunk driving is considered a sport, comes
this true story. Recently a routine police patrol parked outside a bar
in Clarksburg , WV after last call the officer noticed a man leaving
the bar so apparently intoxicated that he could barely walk.

The man stumbled around the parking lot for a few minutes, with
the officer quietly observing. After what seemed an eternity in which
he tried his keys on five different vehicles, the man managed to find
his car and fall into it.

He sat there for a few minutes as a number of other patrons left
the bar and drove off.

Finally he started the car, switched the wipers on and off--it
was a fine, dry summer night--, flicked the blinkers on and off a couple
of times, honked the horn and then switched on the lights.

He moved the vehicle forward a few inches, reversed a little and
then remained still for a few more minutes as some more of the other
patrons' vehicles left.

At last, when his was the only car left in the parking lot, he
pulled out and drove slowly down the road.

The police officer, having waited patiently all this time, now
started up his patrol car, put on the flashing lights, promptly pulled
the man over and administered a breathalyzer test..

To his amazement, the breathalyzer indicated no evidence that
the man had consumed any alcohol at all!

Dumbfounded, the officer said, I'll have to ask you to accompany
me to the police station.

This breathalyzer equipment must be broken.'

'I doubt it,' said the truly proud Redneck. 'Tonight I'm the
designated decoy.'

[PBUG2009]

heard that before i love it.....

what about the one guy from greenbrier county wv

A DNR officer waled up on this guy hold a cooler full of live fish, the officer thought boy i got 1 now hes way over the crappie limit.S ohe asked the guy about all the fish he had in the cooler, he told him they were trained fish that were his pets, he was walking them. The officer thought i gota see this so asked the asked the guy to show him what he meant. So the guy poured the fish into the lake, he sat there for a few minutes. The officer said ok now call them back. The guy said call what, the officer replied the fish. The guy looked at him and smiled and said " what fish"......

I love that joke gets funnier all the time

[transplantedokie]

Just moved up here last year I live in Jane Lew have a Triton boat always looking for someone to go fishing Used to be pretty good fisherman but have to learn the waters around here. Any crappie tourneys here local

[PBUG2009]

oh yeah... in need of a partner? been wanting to hit some tourneys for awhile...Quit my job a while back to proceed with my jig business. hit it pretty good, but now want to tournament fish alittle...drop me a line if interested