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Thread: Snow Day

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    One winter morning a husband and wife in northern Minnesota were
    listening to the radio during breakfast. They heard the announcer say,
    "We are going to have 8 to 10 inches of snow today. You must park your
    car on the even-numbered side of the street, so the snowplows can get
    through." So the good wife went out and moved her car.

    A week later while they are eating breakfast again, the radio announcer
    said, "We are expecting 10 to 12 inches of snow today. You must park
    your car on the odd-numbered side of the street, so the snowplows can
    get through." The good wife went out and moved her car again.

    The next week they are again having breakfast, when the radio announcer
    says, "We are expecting 12 to 14 inches of snow today. You must
    park...." Then the electric power went out. The good wife was very
    upset, and with a worried look on her face she said, "Honey, I don't
    know what to do. Which side of the street do I need to park on so the
    snowplows can get through?"

    With the love and understanding in his voice that all men who are
    married to Blondes exhibit, the husband replied, "Why don't you just
    leave it in the garage this time?"

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    good one but i am trying to get snow out of the picture

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    Me too, but unfortunately sounds like more coming.

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