show him your badge......

[olesilverside]

A DEA officer stops at a ranch in
Oregon , and talks with an old rancher. He tells the
rancher, "I need to inspect your ranch for illegally
grown drugs." The rancher says, "Okay, but
don't go in that field over there," as he points
out the location.

The DEA officer verbally explodes
saying, "Mister, I have the authority of the Federal
Government with me."
Reaching into his rear pants pocket, he removes his
badge and proudly displays it to the rancher. "See this badge?”
“This badge means I am allowed to
go wherever I wish . . . . On any land; NO questions asked
or answers given.”

“Have I made myself clear? Do you
understand?"

The
rancher nods politely, apologizes and goes about his chores.

A short time later, the old rancher
hears loud screams and sees the DEA officer running for his
life chased by the rancher's big Santa Gertrudis bull ..
. . . . .

With every step the bull is gaining
ground on the officer, and it seems likely that he'll
get gored before he reaches safety.
The officer is clearly terrified. The rancher throws
down his tools, runs to the fence and yells at the top of
his lungs . . . . .

"Your badge… show him your
BADGE

[olesilverside]

this was to go in off-topic...... my bad....

[WantinCrappie]

Uh-huh

[Buckwheat 1]

15 minute time out.....get in the corner:p

[cook]

Thats a new one,thanks!I smiled.

[gatorbitu]

Good stuff OSS!

[old fuzzy]

funny stuff oss

[springhillwantabe]

on or off it was GOOD

[Bulletman]

Go to the back of the boat for your mistake,,,,,,,,, while I'm laughing!

[beagle man]

funny stuff, and I wouldnt be lying if I said been chased out of a field or two at night while coon hunting. a lot funnier when it's someone else,