The night before... I got GPS

[gone fission]

'Twas the night before Christmas,
And I was still on the lake.

Not a care in the world,
I don't have to remember no date!

Goin in...always slow,
cause the sign says "no wake".

I was a headed twards the ramp when what should appear?,
a great big ol stump!.. my graph show it quite clear.

Hadda think fast, all though I know it ain't right,
Toss out that marker buoy whilst there's still some dang light!

Ol' MinnKota deployed with the greatest of ease,
And it darnwell should have cuz I just gottit greased.

I flung out those jigs, and then let them fall,
The fish hit hard, not nary a stall.

Those fish... They were the best crappie I'd ever seen,
Some so large I feared my wife could not clean.

Then out of the night there came such a clatter,
I felt the boat shake, I looked... She's a climbin' the ladder!

Up on the rear deck the Boss Lady did appears,
All soakin wet from the swim... or was it the tears?

I don't remember much after that I recall,
Can't even remember drivin home, if at all.

Now, the lesson here, is to fish way off shore,
further out ... way out.. even more.

A nice GPS will guide you all right,
Far, far away...Waaaay outta sight.

Good fishin' to all... and to all...
A good GPS... er I mean "good night".

Gone Fishin'

[Big Crappie 2]

yes!!