Welcome to the forum, there are some crappie savvy people on this site if they don't know it, it ain't knowable. They seem to be able to take a joke pretty good to, i think you will like it here.
Don't give up just because you haven't caught anything does not mean you are doing something wrong, to me fish are weird and sometimes there is no rhyme or reason why fish don't bite. That's my take on it anyway.