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    Default Saw this and thought about DD's "NEKED" remarks


    'It's just too hot to wear clothes today,' DONDON says as he stepped out
    of the shower, 'honey, what do you think the neighbors would think if
    I mowed the lawn like this?'

    'Probably that I married you for your money,' she replied.
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    And this one for WB-Q: Why do little boys whine?

    A: They are practicing to be men.
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    Quote Originally Posted by satdoc1 View Post
    'It's just too hot to wear clothes today,' DONDON says as he stepped out
    of the shower, 'honey, what do you think the neighbors would think if
    I mowed the lawn like this?'

    'Probably that I married you for your money,' she replied.
    BWAHAHAHAHAH..that there is funny I don't care who you are

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    WB and Bigger are quietly sitting in a boat fishing,

    chewing tobacco and drinking beer when suddenly WB says,

    "I think I'm gonna divorce my wife - she ain't spoke to

    me in over 2 months."
    Bigger spits, sips his beer and says, "Better think it over...

    women like that are hard to find."
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    You're An EXTREME Redneck When.....

    1. You let your 14-year-old daughter smoke at the dinner table in front of her kids.

    2. The Blue Book value of your truck goes up and down depending on how much gas is in it.

    3. You've been married three times and still have the same in-laws.

    4. You think a woman who is out of your league bowls on a different night.

    5. You wonder how service stations keep their rest-rooms so clean.

    6. Someone in your family died right after saying, 'Hey, guys, watch this.'

    7. You think Dom Perignon is a Mafia leader.

    8. Your wife's hairdo was once ruined by a ceiling fan.

    9. Your junior prom offered day care.

    10. You think the last words of the Star-Spangled Banner are 'Gentlemen, start your engines. '

    11. You lit a match in the bathroom and your house exploded right off its wheels.

    12. The Halloween pumpkin on your porch has more teeth than your spouse.

    13. You have to go outside to get something from the fridge.

    14. One of your kids was born on a pool table.

    15. You need one more hole punched in your card to get a freebie at the House of Tattoos.

    16. You can't get married to your sweetheart because there's a law against it.

    17. You think loading the dishwasher means getting your wife drunk.

    and finally,

    At Thanksgiving everyone brings food to grandma's and eating continues until there is a death.
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    Here is another for DD---My cousin was the building service manager at the University of Mississippi and his office was in the Engineering building once told me that those who can do, do ....those who can not do, teach....those who cannot teach we beat the common sense out of them and make them engineers...... LOL
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    And didnt want to leave Bigger out----Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day
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    This one really fits one on here, you name him___ --The Center for Disease Control has issued a medical alert about a highly contagious, potentially dangerous virus that is transmitted orally, by hand, and even electronically.

    This virus is called Weekly Overload Recreational Killer (WORK). If you receive WORK from your boss, any of your colleagues or anyone else via any means whatsoever - DO NOT TOUCH IT!!! This virus will wipe out your private life entirely. If you should come into contact with WORK you should immediately leave the premises.

    Take two good friends to the nearest liquor store and purchase one or both of the antidotes - Work Isolating Neutralizer Extract (WINE) and Bothersome Employer Elimination Rebooter (BEER). Take the antidote repeatedly until WORK has been completely eliminated from your system.

    You should immediately forward this medical alert to five friends. If you do not have five friends, you have already been infected and WORK is, sadly, controlling your life. Get help immediately.
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    Default You're in TROUBLE when I get a chance

    to respond back. Actually got wotk this morning but
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    Good grief, Sat done found a joke of the day site. He's gonna be worfless as DD right after he found a recipe of the day site.

    Wannabe...
    Wannabe...v2.0
    A lot like the old Wannabe... except with fewer bad words. And Karate chop action. But, yes, still purtier than you.


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