One for the ladies

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Bubba's Resume

My Resimay

To hoom it mae cunsern,

I waunt to apply for the job what I saw in the paper.

I kin Type realee qwik wit one finggar and do sum acounting.

I think I am good on the fone and I no I am a pepole person, Pepole realee
seam to reespond too me well. Certain men and all the ladies.

I no my spelling is not too good but find that I Offen can get a job wit my persinalety.

My salerery is open so we kin discus wat you want to pay me and wat you think that I am werth, I kin start emeditely.
Thank yoo in advanse fore yore anser.

hopifuly Yore best aplicant so farr.

Sinseerly,

Bubba

PS:
Because my resimay is a bit short - below is a pickture of me.

Employer's response:

Dear Bubba:

It's OK Honey. We've got spell check. See you Monday!

[kazualobzerver]

Dang it, I told them not to use my picture. :D