A public service announcement

[Wannabe...]

If you happen to come to Grenada to fish and you happen to find yourself out at the VFW and on your way in, you see Billbob passed out and lifeless at the front door, do not, under any circumstances attempt to rouse, wake, or move him in any way.

Conversely, if you happen by Billbob's camper and see him in the same condition on the stoop by the front door of the camper and Navy is feverishly trying to wake him, do not interfere.

Read on and you'll also know where Billbob got his name from.




A farmer has about 500 hens, but no
rooster, and he wants chicks. So, he goes down the road to the next farmer and asks if he
has a rooster that he would sell.

The other farmer says, "Yep, I've got this great
rooster, named Billbob. He'll service every chicken you got, no
problem."

Well, Billbob the rooster costs $3,000, a lot of money, but
the farmer decides he'd be worth it. So, he buys Billbob.

The farmer takes Billbob home and sets him down in the
barnyard, but first he gave the rooster a pep talk. "I want you to
pace yourself now.

You've got a lot of chickens to service here, and you
cost me a lot of money. Consequently, I'll need you to do a good job.
So, take your time and have some fun," the farmer said, with a chuckle.

Billbob seems to understand, so the farmer points toward
the hen house and Billbob takes off like a shot.

WHAM! Billbob nails every hen in the hen house - three or
four times, and the farmer is really shocked.

After that, the farmer hears a commotion in the duck pen
and, sure enough, Billbob is in there.

Later, the farmer sees Billbob after a flock of geese down
by the lake.
Once again - WHAM! He gets all the geese.

By sunset he sees Billbob out in the fields chasing quail
and pheasants.
The farmer is distraught and worried that his expensive
rooster won't even last 24 hours.

Sure enough, the farmer goes to bed and wakes up the next
morning to find Billbob on his back out in the middle of the yard,
mouth open, tongue hanging out and both feet sticking straight up in the
air. Buzzards are circling over head.

The farmer, saddened by the loss of such a colorful and
expensive animal, shakes his head and says,

"Oh, Billbob, I told you to pace yourself.

I tried to get you to slow down, now look what you've done to
yourself."

Billbob opens one eye, nods toward the buzzards circling in
the sky and says, .......
.........."Shhhh .......................


.............. they're getting closer."


Wannabe...

[DonDon]

Thats an Oldie but goodie

[gabowman]

I just read that to the guys at work. They got as big a kick out of it as I did.:p Thanks for sharing.

[Billbob]

not any more tooo old but when i was young look out

[DonDon]

Then again, they do make Viagra on a daily basis LOL