That's good stuff!
DEAR DIARY - DAY 1
All packed for the cruise ship -- all my sexiest dresses and make-up.
Really excited.
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DEAR DIARY - DAY 2
Entire day at sea, beautiful and saw whales and dolphins.
Met the Captain today -- seems like a very nice man.
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DEAR DIARY - DAY 3
At the pool today. Also some shuffle boarding and hit golf balls off the
deck. Captain invited me to join him at his table for dinner. Felt honored
and had a wonderful time. He is very attractive and attentive.
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DEAR DIARY - DAY 4
Won $800.00 in the ship's casino..
Captain asked me to have dinner with him in his own cabin. Had a Luxurious
meal complete with caviar and champagne.
He asked me to stay the night but I declined. Told him I could not be
unfaithful to my husband.
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DEAR DIARY - DAY 5
Pool again today. Got sunburned, and went inside to drink at piano-bar for
rest of day.
Captain saw me, bought me several large drinks. Really is charming. Again
asked me to visit his cabin for the night.
Again I declined. He told me, if I did not let him have his way with me,
he would sink the ship.
I was shocked.
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DEAR DIARY - DAY 6
Today I saved 1600 lives.
Twice.
That's good stuff!
ANOTHER hit! Where do you get all these clean jokes from? All the ones I know are really nasty (but REALLY funny)
I get lots of emails from friends and the ones that are "appropriate" I share, the ones that aren't I print off and take home to the husband. :p
good stuff always wondered why miss sharon smiles when she talks about her cruise couple years ago, hummmmm. verry intersting. verry