A Blonde's Cruise Diary

[C N]

DEAR DIARY - DAY 1

All packed for the cruise ship -- all my sexiest dresses and make-up.
Really excited.
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DEAR DIARY - DAY 2

Entire day at sea, beautiful and saw whales and dolphins.
Met the Captain today -- seems like a very nice man.
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DEAR DIARY - DAY 3

At the pool today. Also some shuffle boarding and hit golf balls off the
deck. Captain invited me to join him at his table for dinner. Felt honored
and had a wonderful time. He is very attractive and attentive.
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DEAR DIARY - DAY 4

Won $800.00 in the ship's casino..

Captain asked me to have dinner with him in his own cabin. Had a Luxurious
meal complete with caviar and champagne.

He asked me to stay the night but I declined. Told him I could not be
unfaithful to my husband.
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DEAR DIARY - DAY 5

Pool again today. Got sunburned, and went inside to drink at piano-bar for
rest of day.

Captain saw me, bought me several large drinks. Really is charming. Again
asked me to visit his cabin for the night.

Again I declined. He told me, if I did not let him have his way with me,
he would sink the ship.

I was shocked.
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DEAR DIARY - DAY 6

Today I saved 1600 lives.
Twice.

[gatorbitu]

That's good stuff!

[jackb]

ANOTHER hit! Where do you get all these clean jokes from? All the ones I know are really nasty (but REALLY funny)

[C N]

I get lots of emails from friends and the ones that are "appropriate" I share, the ones that aren't I print off and take home to the husband. :p

[beagle man]

good stuff always wondered why miss sharon smiles when she talks about her cruise couple years ago, hummmmm. verry intersting. verry