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    THINGS I LEARNED LIVIN' IN Mississippi
    1) A possum is a flat animal that sleeps in the middle of the road.

    2) There are 5,000 types of snakes and 4,998 of them live in Mississippi .

    3) There are 10,000 types of spiders, and all 10,000 of them live in Mississippi .

    4) If it grows, it'll stick ya. If it crawls, it'll bite cha.

    5) Onced" and "Twiced" are words.

    6) It is not a shopping cart, it's a buggy.

    7) "Jawl-P?" means, "Did y'all go to the bathroom?"

    8) People actually grow and eat okra.

    9) "Fixinto" is one word.

    10) There is no such thing as lunch. There is only dinner and then there is supper...

    11) Iced tea is appropriate for all meals, and you start drinking it when you're two. We do like a little tea with our sugar.

    12) Backwards and forwards means, "I know everythin' 'bout you.

    13) The word "jeet" is actually a phrase meaning, "Did you eat?"

    14) You don't have to wear a watch, because it doesn't matter what time it is. You work until you're done or it's too dark to see...

    15) You don't PUSH buttons, you MASH 'em.
    16) You measure distance in minutes.
    17) You switch from heat to A/C in the same day.

    18) All the festivals across the state are named after a fruit, vegetable, grain, insect, or animal.

    19) You know what a "Dawg" is.

    20) You carry jumper cables in your car - for your own car.

    21) You only own five spices: salt, pepper, Tony Chachere's, Tabasco , and ketchup.

    22) The local papers cover national and international news on one page, but require 6 pages for local gossip and Mississippi football....

    23) You think that the first day of deer season is a national holiday.

    24) You find 100 degrees "a bit warm."

    25) You know all four seasons: Almost summer, summer, still summer, and Christmas.



    26) Going to Walmart is a favorite past time known as "Goin' Walmartin" or "off to Wally World."

    27) You describe the first cool snap (below 70 degrees) as good gumbo weather.

    28) Fried catfish is the other white meat.

    29) We don't need no dang Driver's Ed. . . if our mama says we can drive, we can drive.

    30) You understand these jokes and forward them to your Mississippi friends and those who just wish they were from Mississippi !!!!!


    Slabologist
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    Durn slab , ya really nailed that one!!!!
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    what about saying BILLBOB and saying it right
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    hey slabologist,
    do you know the dfference between a yankee and a dam yankee?

    a yankee comes and visits.......a damn yankee comes down and stays.

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    Hey Fishsein I don't mind them folks comming down here to catch a few fish cause I sure go up there and shoot a bunch of their birds!


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    sum'd my whole life up in 30 short lines, the one thing you left out .#31] size matters, it's gotta be over 12 inches from where I'm from, fish that is...LOL

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    is opening day of deer season not a national holiday ? i get to see all my family and we eat good so sounds like a holiday to me and goin to the w-mart sounds like a friday night to me 'cause i know all my friends are gonna be there
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    Dang Slab, I didn't know yall had a computer at deer camp. Yall are high tech down there. I just got a computer at my house a couple of years ago.
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