Health Care Joke

[kazualobzerver]

Niece sent to me last week, modified some of the political stuff.

The phone rings and the lady of the house answers.

"Hello?"

"Mrs. Sanders, please."

"Speaking."

"Mrs. Sanders, this is Dr. Jones at St. Agnes Laboratory. When your husband's doctor sent his biopsy to the lab last week, a biopsy
from another Mr. Sanders arrived as well. We are now uncertain which one belongs to your husband. Frankly, either way the results are not
too good."

"What do you mean?" Mrs. Sanders asks nervously.

"Well, one of the specimens tested positive for Alzheimer's and the other one tested positive for HIV. We can't tell which is which."

"That's dreadful! Can you do the test again?" questioned Mrs. Sanders.

"Normally we can, but the health care system will only pay for these expensive tests just one time."

''Well, what am I supposed to do now? "

"The folks at the HMO recommend that you drop your husband off somewhere in the middle of town. If he finds his way
home, don't sleep with him..."

[olesilverside]

would you quit telling jokes about me.........:D:D Good one.......

[C N]

hilarious!

[jackb]

Good joke!

[DKR]

:D