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  1. 07-31-2009, 11:48 AM #1
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    Default Joke of the Day - STAY!


    A friend just sent this to me................

    I pulled into the crowded parking lot at
    the local shopping center and rolled
    Down the car windows to make sure my
    Labrador Retriever Pup had fresh air.

    She was stretched full-out on the back seat
    And I wanted to impress upon her that she must
    remain there.

    I walked to the curb backward,
    Pointing my finger at the car and saying
    emphatically, 'Now you stay. Do you hear me?'

    'Stay! Stay!'

    The driver of a nearby car, a pretty blonde young
    lady,Gave me a strange look and said,


    'Why don't you just put it in Park?
    :D:D:D
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  2. 07-31-2009, 12:10 PM #2
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    Good One Novice!
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    funny blonde joke :-)
    Why do I have to press 1 for English?
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    Good one!
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  5. 07-31-2009, 03:16 PM #5
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    thanks!
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    good 1
    Live and Learn."Life's short fish Hard"
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  7. 07-31-2009, 04:30 PM #7
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    I liked it, keep em comming.
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  8. 07-31-2009, 04:45 PM #8
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    I gotta get ready to go fishing. No more jokes till Monday!

    Have a great weekend, all and catch lots of Crappie!
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  9. 07-31-2009, 04:52 PM #9
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    Don't if i can wait till mon.
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