Important Women's Health Issue (joke)

[C N]

This is way too important not to share with every woman you know!

Important Women's Health Issue:


Do you have feelings of inadequacy?

Do you suffer from shyness?


Do you sometimes wish you were more assertive?

If you answered yes to any of these questions, ask your doctor or pharmacist about Margaritas.

Margaritas are the safe, natural way to feel better and more confident about yourself and your actions.

Margaritas can help ease you out of your shyness and let you tell the world that you're ready and willing to do just about anything.

You will notice the benefits of Margaritas almost immediately and with a regimen of regular doses you can overcome any obstacles that prevent you from living the life you want to live.

Shyness and awkwardness will be a thing of the past and you will discover many talents you never knew you had. Stop hiding and start living, with Margaritas.

Margaritas may not be right for everyone. Women who are pregnant or nursing should not use Margaritas. However, women who wouldn't mind nursing or becoming pregnant are encouraged to try it.

Side effects may include:
Dizziness, nausea, vomiting, incarceration
Erotic lustfulness
Loss of motor control
Loss of clothing
Loss of money
Loss of virginity
Table dancing
Headache
Dehydration
Dry mouth
And a desire to sing Karaoke

WARNING:
The consumption of Margaritas may make you think you are whispering when you are not.

WARNING:
The consumption of Margaritas may cause you to tell people what you think of them.

WARNING:
The consumption of Margaritas may cause you to think you can sing.


Please share this with other women who may need Margaritas. Thank you.

[Bluegilll]

lmaooooooo i know a few id like to share this wif.....my wife just doesnt have a good sense of humor to allow me to lol

[C N]

Mr. Crappie Novice will get a huge kick out of this. I make lots of fun of myself!!!

[Bluegilll]

Mr. Crappie Novice will get a huge kick out of this. I make lots of fun of myself!!!

lol does he prescribe Margaritas for you often :D

[camo_boat]

thats funny stuff right there! :-)

[C N]

He's not that specific, just alcoholic beverages in general. For some reason he says I'm more fun when I've been drinking????

Ain't life grand????:D

[DMW1960]

Life Is Only Grand If I Can Get Some Margartas Down My Wife! Oh Am I Going To Pay For This One!

[beagle man]

I suggested this to Miss Sharon, she just laughed,and laughed. thank you perked me up after a long weekend,

[bwillaub]

For some reason he says I'm more fun when I've been drinking????

Aren't all women??
Thanks for the post.:D

[rugsrme]

Aren't all women??

NO
Can't go into details on a public forum but NO