wisdom from larry the cable guy

[camo_boat]

this may have been posted before, but i ain't seen it...

1. A day without sunshine is like night.

2. On the other hand, you have different fingers.

3. 42.7 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot.

4. 99 percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name.

5. Remember, half the people you know are below average.

6. He who laughs last, thinks slowest.

7. Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.

8. The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese in the trap.

9. Support bacteria. They're the only culture some people have.

10.. A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.

11. Change is inevitable, except from vending machines.

12. If you think nobody cares, try missing a couple of payments.

13. OK, so what's the speed of dark?

14.. When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.

15. Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now.

16. How much deeper would the ocean be without sponges?

17. Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.

20.. What happens if you get scared half to death, twice?

21. Why do psychics have to ask you your name?

22. Inside every older person is a younger person wondering, 'What the heck happened?'

23. Just remember -- if the world didn't suck, we would all fall off.

24.. Light travels faster than sound. That's why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

25. Life isn't like a box of chocolates. It's more like a jar of jalapenos. What you do today, might burn your butt tomorrow.

[headbanginhillbilly]

gotta love larry!:D

[beagle man]

I like it,

[DKR]

Git-R-Done

[DMW1960]

Larry For President! He Sure Can't Do Any Worse Than The Last Couple We Have Had!

[Kit Papermouth]

I watched Larry the Cable Guy's Health Inspector Movie and it wasn't any good but somehow I kept watching it until the end. Morbid curiosity I guess.
I like his stand up but that movie was either in front or behind me.
I'd give it a 5 out of 10.

A movie that was worse than that was Bait Shop with Bill Engvall. I thought, I like his stand up, I like fishin',this should be pretty good.
I'd give it a 2.6 out of 10. It also proved that Billy Ray Cyrus is still not an actor. There's better ways to spend your time.

Get 'er done.

G.

[Joedog]

A movie that was worse than that was Bait Shop with Bill Engvall. I thought, I like his stand up, I like fishin',this should be pretty good.

DITTO!!

The wife and kids were doing their best to give me a good birthday (about seven months ago) and so I picked this out with the same kind of mentality. "So corny it's funny" is what I was thinking...but it never made it off of corny.