Reply With QuoteI'm thinking that could get very ugly very quickly around here. I may have to drive over to Columbia for that one.
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Walk Naked in America Day
WALK NAKED IN AMERICA DAY :D
Don't forget to mark your calendars. As you may already know, it is a sin for a Muslim male to see any woman other than his wife naked. He must commit suicide if he does. So next Saturday at 4 PM Eastern Time, all American women are asked to walk out of their house completely naked to help weed out any neighborhood terrorists. Circling your block for one hour is recommended for this anti-terrorist effort. All patriotic men are to position themselves in lawn chairs in front of their house to prove they are not Muslims and to demonstrate they think its okay to see nude women other than their wife and to show support for all American women. Since Islam also does not approve of alcohol, a cold 6-pack at your side is further proof of your anti-Muslim sentiment. The American government appreciates your efforts to root out terrorists and applauds your participation in this anti-terrorist activity.
God bless America !
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I'm thinking that could get very ugly very quickly around here. I may have to drive over to Columbia for that one.
"Democracy is two wolves and a lamb voting on what to have for lunch. Liberty ia a well-armed lamb contesting the vote." - Benjamin Franklin.
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what time does your walk start, I will mention this to the wife. bet she tell me where to go. AGAIN! funny stuff.
god bless america and naked women everywhere
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Thought this add in the left panel with this post added to the humor with this thread.
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“There is no difference between communism and socialism, except in the means of achieving the same ultimate end: communism proposes to enslave men by force, socialism—by vote. It is merely the difference between murder and suicide.” Ayn Rand
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good one
what is the neigbhood coming too???????????
A FISH IN THE PAN IS WORTH TWO IN THE LAKE
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You see what kind of friends I have........ this is the stuff they send to me.
I thought it was really cute though and did remind me a bit of the SC governor and his alleged hiking trip which turned out to coincide with the nude hiking day. :o
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LBM - that's hilarious!
that is just too funny!
I'm just trying to help you ALL find the terrorists in your neighborhood. Beagle, I will not be walking in this, I'll be FISHING while the rest are walking. And that's the TRUTH!!!!! :D
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who got the little blue pill or the orange one or any of the pill, maybe the Vacumn???? Just a thought . Minds willing but the body doesn't work??? HA HA
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