Joke of the Day

[Bulletman]

My wife sat down on the couch next to me as I was flipping channels.

She asked, ‘What’s on TV?’

I said, ‘Dust.’

And then the fight started…

:D:D:D Bulletman

[old fuzzy]

interesting

[Bulletman]

Awwwwwwwww Cook ya ruin't it,,,,,, I was gonna stretch that out for at least a week!!!!!!!!!!!!! :D:D:D

Bulletman

[Kit Papermouth]

An uncle of mine has four goals in his life.
1. 300 Game in Bowling (Achieved)
2. Hole in On in Golf (Achieved)
3. Catch a 10 lbs. Bass
4. Sleep with Morgan Fairchild
He changed #4 to Shania Twain about 10 years ago.
He has posters and stuff around his Garage of Shania Twain.

We were playing washers and he started talking about Shania Twain.
My Aunt says, "Shania Twain, Shania Twain, why don't you talk about me like Shania Twain."
His response, " That's cuz you look like Mark Twain. "
And then the fight began.

[DMW1960]

My wife sat down on the couch next to me as I was flipping channels.

She asked, ‘What’s on TV?’

I said, ‘Dust.’

And then the fight started…

:D:D:D Bulletman

GOOD ONE BULLETMAN! I CAN'T SAY THAT BECAUSE MY WIFE HAS A CCW PERMIT!

[Bulletman]

I sent it to the Wife at her work,,,,,,,,,, door was locked when I got home last nite

Bulletman

[DMW1960]

I sent it to the Wife at her work,,,,,,,,,, door was locked when I got home last nite

Bulletman

YEAH I KNOW, LOL I GOT SOME COMMENT ABOUT MY COMMENT TOO LAST NIGHT! LOL! PW58 READS ALL THE POSTS ON HERE!

[Bulletman]

Yeah, but I had a key :p--------- and the couch doesn't sleep TOO badly!

AND I PLAN ON GOING TO TRUMAN, WINDSOR CROSSING TONITE, if she lets me :D

Actually if it's not too hot she will probably come along.

Bulletman

[old fuzzy]

when i got home last night the wife demanded that i take her some place expensive
so i took her to the gas station
THEN THE FIGHT STARTED

[camo_boat]

lmao