For all you Half-Wits

[Mr Zip]

A man owned a small Ranch In Texas. The Texas Work Force Department claimed he was not paying proper wages to his help and sent an agent out to interview him. "I need a list of your employees and how much you pay them," demanded the agent.
"Well," replied the farmer, "there's my farm hand who's been with me for 3 years. I pay him $200 a week plus free room and board.
The cook has been here for 18 months, and I pay her $150 per week plus free room and board.
Then there's the half-wit. He works about 18 hours every day and does about 90% of all the work around here. He makes about $10 per week, pays his own room and board, and I buy him a bottle of bourbon every Saturday night. He also sleeps with my wife occasionally."
"That's the guy I want to talk to ... The half-wit," says the agent.
"That would be me," replied the farmer.

[olesilverside]

Just How Many Of Us Half-wits Are There Out There????

[Mr Zip]

I know I am one.

[beagle man]

2

[catman]

3

[Kit Papermouth]

4

[bugman]

Good stuff Kev........lol.

[DMW1960]

5 Or 6 Here Depending On If Bugman Is Counting Himself! And I Really Am Stupid Enough To Own Cattle! Lol The Price I Get Out Of My Calves Don't Really Cover Expenses! If Mom And Dad Were Charging Me Rent For My Cows I Would Be Going Into The Hole! Heck $10.00 Per Week Would Be A Raise For Me!