A man and his beautiful Blonde wife went to a "Dude Ranch" while in Texas.
The cowboy preparing the horses asked his wife if she wanted a Western saddle or an English saddle, and she asked what the difference was.
He told her one had a saddle horn and the other one didn't.
She replied, "I think the one without the horn is just fine. I don't expect we'll run into too much traffic."
Saddle up my friends