Thread: Jeff's Box is Cram Full!

Time for a little purging dude.

Dayton

Seriously. Dayton needs to call Howard who can call Corker who can call Jeff to clean that up.

No wonder I love you Wasabi, you kin see the light.
I wantcha ta know I got 51 messages stored according to Crappie1, Ed Head, or the artist formerly known as Prince. You cant git this long-winded as often as I do without the hate mail from Squirrel Hunter, and all across the country- hell, world, actually, stackin up. I sift thru it all and see if its my lucky day and Gibbys ol lady or anyone I have ever thought looked like they might vaguely be female has replied to my inappropriate requests and querries. Its a numbers game, yur sure to score eventually. Fishingpox said so and I believe him. Don G even backed me up on this and rumor has it our own illustrious Dad said he heard that his ol ladys best friends pet iguana heard skinny thru the grapevine that it is indeed so. This is good enuf for me and the world I live in.
I am not cleaning out my PM box cuz I have heard just about enuf of what any of you have to say and although this will come as a blow to Daddyo, not my fault as I see it so suck it up and suffer. Fortunately, yur internet aint jammed up and I am still free to enlighten you all, as I would not want to deprive any of you cold-turkey of my advice, opinions, take on things, whing, pissin, moaning, & crying. Nobody should have to go without a dose of that waitin for em every morning and just ax Corker if he can git his day off to a proper start without it. Kinda like Morgan Freeman in The Shawshank Redemption. Got paroled to a halfway house and took on a job sackin groceries. Asked the boss repeatedly fer purmission to pee and said he couldn't force a drop to come without someones' say-so after all those years. I know most if not all of you understand what the point I am trying to drive across using this an an analogy, and a good thing too cuz I aint got the foggiest. If I agree to clean out my PMs will someone please PM me and tell me what the crap it is I was talking about and trying to say?
Thank you.
Dazed & confused in Toano.