Thread: Shoer

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And he doesn't even write about his extra nipples!

Go Big Time Jeffrey.

Dayton

Jeffrey Stienbeck (he likes to write about mice) Melville (writes about fish) Clemons(writes about race relations) Shoer (writes about everything).
Just needs a good pen name. Maybe we can hold a contest to see who can come up with the best one for him. Needs to capture the essence of him yet has a ring to it. ie, Hogchoker von Shoehorn.

Originally Posted by dustdew

Jeffrey Stienbeck (he likes to write about mice) Melville (writes about fish) Clemons(writes about race relations) Shoer (writes about everything).
Just needs a good pen name. Maybe we can hold a contest to see who can come up with the best one for him. Needs to capture the essence of him yet has a ring to it. ie, Hogchoker von Shoehorn.

"My pen on crack"

By Jeff the(master B/S'er) Shoer :D:D

Originally Posted by dustdew

Jeffrey Stienbeck (he likes to write about mice) Melville (writes about fish) Clemons(writes about race relations) Shoer (writes about everything).
Just needs a good pen name. Maybe we can hold a contest to see who can come up with the best one for him. Needs to capture the essence of him yet has a ring to it. ie, Hogchoker von Shoehorn.

No wonder I loved you from the minute I first laid eyes on you.

I've been reading his posts for a few years now and as many of the tears I've laid on my keyboards from laughing I think your right pescatore. He needs to send some of his writings to a publisher. Hope he don't FORGET US WHEN HE'S FAMOUS.

Of Mice and Men
by J. Shoebeck


They are driving me crazy. Now we have renegade mouse suicide bombers exploding themselves in the closets and behind the wash machine, mouse chit shrapnel all over the place. Caught this one next to the freezer laying mousechit IEDs next to it this morning. Coroners report not back yet but I'm thinking cause of death spinal meningitis. Possibly a botched gastric by-pass. Lookit the hind leg and tail position in such anatomy-defying positions. Makes me think he said "YOWSER" when that wire hit him. "WHAT A RUSH."




Then as if that enough, I go to git on the computer and find this sorta tomfoolery going on. Its their pad, admittedly, but that dont mean you carry on in just any manner.




Thats a smart buck mouse there! Feign falling off to sleep next to yur lover.....




................Hit & run. "It was great baby but I'm outta here."




I hired some security for my place but like anywhere, good help that takes their jobs seriously is hard to find. I found this while they were on duty the other night and prompty got my pipe back and gave em all their 2 weeks notice.

Originally Posted by pescatore

While laughing myself silly over turd hockey,I happened to notice that you are responsible for 7677 posts. I figure that at least half of these would be humor,not to say that you don't have a serious side ,I remember the posts about your departed friends and the gentle one about your mother.
Now look, If Obama can become a multi millionaire on the strength of two books, then I think seriously that you can do the same.
Time maybe to hang up the hoof pick,nippers and hammer. Use the anvil for an anchor and submit some of this stuff to a publisher.
" this happened to me "outdoor life is funny to us reading it. And I'm sure you enjoy writing it. However its obvious that you have a bona fide gift that should be nourished. Give it some thought I think that just pulling pieces from previous posts,your sitting on a gold mine.

Pesky Torre, you GOT to be kidding! Every time I get tricked into reading one of his posts I feel like I have to help a grandma acroos the street, or some other good deed to make up for completley waisting the last 10 min. (minimum) of my life.

Believe me, he should stick to the horses. I really think the reason he does so well with his business is that he puts the horses to sleep with his stories, they stand perfectly still, and he can complete the tasks in record time. No telling what else he does to the poor animals while they are asleep
I betcha he gets real nervous if he happens upon a Mr. Ed re-run.

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cant we all just get along :D :D

I think most of us gets a dump from the Shoer every now and again,

Could be he was droped on the head as a baby (shrug) who knows, I'm sure I'll get a earfull from him for that, but life goes on man.

Take your medicine, while pulling back your slingshot is what I say :-D