Thread: Maybe I shouldn't ask

but here goes......

Shoer, what are you hoping to get for Christmas...?

:D. this should be interesting....:D

can't wait to see his answer.

Gonna be a long one. He still typing.

Y'all crazy? only the good chilren get sumthin from Santa...don't be encouragin this type behavoir in da younguns...

Well its like this Don G-spot,
Santa is givin me my life back again, another time, once more, jus in time fer Xmas. I lifted my reigning 6 yr sabbattical from likker under the guise of losing my best friend but man I am happy to say that I am BACK, and just in time, as my current liver has been on a list fer replacement for going on 5 yrs now. I will say, and no bragging here cuz for me this a hideous & shameful act, but if yur gonna hammer yur liver 1 more time ya couldnt have a better consultant than I. All I kin say is I must have 1 tough-a$$ed liver cuz I put it thru the test the last couple days. I couldnt find Reedys' bros address or I woulda shown him what a seasoned alkie can do to a qt bottle of George Dickel in one sitting. I am ashamed & embarrassed at my weakness and my bud John would not have approved either but he woulda or has to, unnerstand given the occasion. This is the most sickening post I have ever made (SH, please, I know, I know....), but exactly what I need to do and exactly who it needs to be done in front of. I drive anyone who reads on long enuf crazy with lesser stuff, wouldnt feel right to not come on here and say I been ****in up. Guess what? Took a Crappie.com member to make me snap-to, and I dont know he even knows it did. Ol Lester vonShellquacker inspected the floor of the Onion and said "I am sorry to see you like this, man" after scoping out the collection of Wild Irish Rose bottles on her floor.
Now I dont normally take stock in what jus anybody sez but comin from a guy whose friendship I cherish and opinion of me matters, that was right on time. Left me feelin lower than low and drove home exactly what needed to be driven there. I am especially meek about telling all this to Bill, who, although a bash-stealing thorn in my side, has always been up-front with me about such things and although I am absolutely sheepish about what I have done, I am happy to say I AM DONE and it only took 2 days, and I have started over before. The last 2 times I had 8 & 6 yrs in between rounds, respectively. Dang is it humbling though to start back at Day 1 after going thru a cpl thousand days booze-free. Atleast this one I can pinpoint and have a sobriety date, the 6 yrs I blew last time came after 4 yrs of non-stop drinkin and I came away from it kinda certain it was April that I quit, but brain so scrammbled I wasnt quite sure what day or year this had taken place.
Thats the good news. The bad news is that this gives me sufficient recovery time and make a long story short, relieve ya all of any excess $5 bills ya all may have on ya Saturday.
Bring on them wingz baby and wiggle around in my lap like you know I like it sweet thang. Dont worry about leavin jam prints on ol Shoedaddys' jeans honey, they will either dry out or I will lift em up with a fingernail and toss em in my can of Pringles along with the rest of em. Name that flavor, Dustdew.

Originally Posted by wvspec

Gonna be a long one. He still typing.

Oh stop already Dwain, you are starting to sound like Dances With Squirrels.
Jus cuz you dint foresee the per hr hooker rates when ya got single dont mean ya have to blame me for reading long windy posts.
I offered you the use of my girlfriend and her bed while yur here and ya really dissed us both with no reply. Its too late to patch things up now. Someone else gonna have to give up their ol lady for this bash.
Daddyo?
Gibby?
Skunked?
Anyone?

Jeff, ask him bout the sleepin bag....

Oh me Shoer, I think I need a drink of your George Dickel..

Glad to hear it Jeff. (some of it)
Merry Christmas.