Thread: Horseshoers Hand Lotion

Must have Exlax in it. Cause danged if his fingers don't have explosive, forum-posti-titus diarreaha. His fingers tips must be getting bloody. Sure hope he has some horses to play with tomorrow, he needs to get out of the house.!

Wow.

Dayton

Dont git on my case horsefly, I am doing the best I can to drive the demon of a good friends passing away the day he is buried and I am half-guilty about not going there. I have dealt with ol Hank Schmidt today who is a rice farmer extrordanaire in Katy, Tx,and also a former client. He is the last dude you will ever pass by on yur journey to to the wurmz & bugz. My ol ladys brother called me today from Harris Co. Jail. burglarizing a home. My ol lady gots no $ and probly of no avail anyway. She has her own ideas about not having a bit of sympathy but I know otherwise and even though I know I am doing 100% the wrong thing I dont want him to spend Xmas in jail and am willing to give bad drunks, crackheads, and wayward folks a 2nd chance cuz 9 times outta 10 it aint by their fault or concsious doing and I been therer and 1 more break may be the ticket. Goes back to the I would rather have tried and failed than givin up hope and not tried at all. Hello Bill, aint a day what we share dont cross my mind bud. You are there for me in more ways than you can ever imagine just by being there. Dont ever lose tract of that, it has been there since day 1 and I felt we both knew it and no need for further or PM discussion. Me and the ol lady (she brought it up) wondered how you and the missus have made it thru the troubled times ya all have had. I post alotta BS on here but let it be known I have never lost track of who you are, our personal experiences we related to each other, and all that goes with it. If it means anything man, as a friend and confidant I wouldnt do anything to be a friend when the chips lay low and I know its a presumptive statement, and I know I'm right, you would pet me on the head and let me sleep at the base of yur sofa if my chips done played out. We do have a way of being each others comforting shoulder in the midst of denying we are hurtin for sumthin. Your phone # is my least used but most cherished and the 911 call will go out to you if Dayton runs amuck and I have to do something online that is just not acceptable, even for grown-up semi-pro fishermen like that WV Spec dude and charachter he hangs out with.

I can respect that. Nothing wrong with putting your feeling down in print. I know it helps. Hope you know that I am just pushing yer buttons. Now, don't take that nice little line as me not thinking your an old, smelly, basically good for nothing turd mauler.

So, I hope you still love me. 'Cause, if we were cell mates....I'd do ya.

Dayton

Lmoa!!!

Originally Posted by Ranger690

I can respect that. Nothing wrong with putting your feeling down in print. I know it helps. Hope you know that I am just pushing yer buttons. Now, don't take that nice little line as me not thinking your an old, smelly, basically good for nothing turd mauler.

So, I hope you still love me. 'Cause, if we were cell mates....I'd do ya.

Dayton

Hold that thought. It may come to it. Be ready for the most violent foreplay ya ever experienced. Who woulda thought banging a dudes head against the cell bars would ever be classified as part of recreational sex? It has been a long time since I have been impatient with a partner about gettin on with things cuz he was picking up his teeth off the jailhouse floor.
Okay. I'll give in but with one condition: You shave yur head and git a tatoo on the top that sez "PLACE .............no, that aint right. Just git a plastic surgeon to carve out a cupholder on the top of yur noggin and its a deal honey.

Grubby,
Do they really not smoke marijuana in Muskogee, or did Merle Haggard lie?

Heck that is Oklahoma's number one cash crop. I don't know what them Yankee's are doing up in Muskogee. He's a pretty good artist so I'm not sure if he would lie to us or not but I do know in 1983 at the Loyd Noble on the OU campus there was a chance that i got to meet him on his tour bus. There was some herb burnning and some wiskey drinking going on. He's quiet an interesting fellow to shoot the bull with.

Aint Choctaw Ridge where Billy Joe McCallister got busy with the sawmill dude?

Thats in Tallahassee Florida I think not Oklahoma lol.