Thread: Bash is less than week away

Just a friendly reminder that the bash is next Saturday. Please check your schedules and reschedule in law visits, wine tastings, sewing, sofa buying, dog sitting, etc... See yall Saturday!:D

Man I was actually planning on attending this one but of all the rotten luck I have to work the next two Saturdays

Well I had a vasectomy and Riverdance lessons both on Saturdays' schedule but I felt little remorse in rescheduling both, this time with the Riverdance lessons before the vasectomy.

I know what ya sayin. 'spec an I were plannin to go to SML, but we got that trophy last time, so we'll just come get y'all's .

Shouldn't be much competition, really. Starting wednesday, folks should start dropping out. Too cold, too far, too windy, no good fishing reports, gotta move furniture, go shopping, keep the midgets or some kind of something!

Dayton

Originally Posted by Ranger690

Shouldn't be much competition, really. Starting wednesday, folks should start dropping out. Too cold, too far, too windy, no good fishing reports, gotta move furniture, go shopping, keep the midgets or some kind of something!

Dayton

1) Too Cold - can't be any worse than yesterday!
2) Too far - nope, only takes ~40 minutes for me
3) Too windy - see item #1
4) No good fishing reports - with this bunch, no wonder!:D
5) Gotta move furniture - not unless she kicks me out
6) Go shopping - Are you crazy?? NEVER!!!
7) Keep the midgets - mine are grown, no worries there.
8) Or some kind of something - only if I am dead!

Rapp, have you ever caught yurself beating yurself silly? It would appear you are into self-abuse. Hope you had the foresight to share the gassy end of them pickled fish with yur frau before going to work this morning.

What exactly are you doing Sat morning for "the wifes company Xmas breakfast? I bet you have a diaper-changing station in yur workshop. No wonder Rapp leaves you home anymore. How bad can one be when yur at the Richmond Gun Show trying to deal on a Glock with a 2 yr olds drool runnin down on yur collar from the pacifier? You sure dont strike me as Soldier of Fortune material. When it comes down to the nitty gritty and yur in the trenches fighting for freedom & democracy you would need a pogo stick to rise above the berm and squeeze off a short burst. Or everyone else would be griping about stumbling over yur ladder as they run up and down line sending Nazi communists to meet El Jesus.

I'm rescheduling the joykiller's birthday to attend. Lesser excuses will suffer maximum ridicule. See you Saturday.

It looks like I'm out of this one as well. I will not have the strength to come out and fish. I may see if I can get a pass to stop by the weigh-in.

The Dr. told me today that he will put a feeding tube in if I lose any more weight.