Thread: OT: Discussing a serious topic with a child.

Just before bed time tonight, I called my son in and told him we had to have a serious family discussion. Once he realized that I was serious, his demeanor got weird.



Then I explained to him about the economy, stock market, Christmas and other stuff that was changing. And I told him that we could not afford to keep both him and his sister. He got a little teary when I told him that we flipped a coin and he was the one that had to go. Surprizingly, he took it well.

Then, I told him where he was going to live..........with Horseshoer!
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Poor kid, he'll be traumatized for life.

Good grief! You done scared the boy to death.

Bwhaaa! Too funny!Thats every boys dream,till shoer starts pulling out the cabbage,kohrabi,and grits for breakfast.

Originally Posted by cook

cabbage,kohrabi,and grits for breakfast.

Just as long as it's not those pickled eggs!

Wait till Shoer notices everything on that nite stand!

Bout time you drop that boy off with me for a weekend here & there Dayton. Its high time he got away from playin dollhouse with you & Pinkie and started being a man. I pack of Camel shorts I been savin for him and as long as we're gonna be smoking I may as well break out the herbs and git that outta the way at the same time. Think of the street creds he will get havin his own subscription to Hustler to take to school with him and show the boys! He can tell me all about it next time he visits and we go driving around the country drinkin beer and shootin cats. You tell ol Buzzard Breath to come stay with Uncle Shoey any ol time he wants. You make sure he shows up with plenty of $1s in case we go to the topless joints.

Originally Posted by horseshoer

Bout time you drop that boy off with me for a weekend here & there Dayton. Its high time he got away from playin dollhouse with you & Pinkie and started being a man. I pack of Camel shorts I been savin for him and as long as we're gonna be smoking I may as well break out the herbs and git that outta the way at the same time. Think of the street creds he will get havin his own subscription to Hustler to take to school with him and show the boys! He can tell me all about it next time he visits and we go driving around the country drinkin beer and shootin cats. You tell ol Buzzard Breath to come stay with Uncle Shoey any ol time he wants. You make sure he shows up with plenty of $1s in case we go to the topless joints.

Don't forget to tell hin to bring the ZIG-ZAGS

Daytun,

I think I understand the Vaseline and tissues on the bedside nightstand, but the Tums? Where do you put them?

Originally Posted by wasabi

Daytun,

I think I understand the Vaseline and tissues on the bedside nightstand, but the Tums? Where do you put them?

ROFLOL! Good catch Wasabi.
You are sick Dayton. Is that your room or the boys?